“Consider this roleplay concept- A charcuterie board is repurposed as a spanking paddle for two chefs from rival restaurants. The safe word is cornichon.

Someone can be heard screaming, ‘Spread me like duck rillettes!’”

I grew up on the West Coast (best coast!) so I’m excited to take you California Dreamin’ this December with my holiday SF date guide. Let’s explore tide pools, watch Die Hard, and plan bacchanals to bring in 2020 with a bang.

With Thanksgiving a few days away, I’m rounding up my favorite recipes to give you some last minute inspiration for your holiday menus. Thanksgiving is a fake and historically messed up holiday, but let’s share and eat food together!

Today’s question- Do mangoes taste better when you taste it off your lover’s lips and legs?

Josie Qu interviewing herself and illustrated by Josie Qu.