While I love the charms of Berkeley’s streets, I’m here to whisk you into the verdant Berkeley Hills for a day of laughter and flirtation from miniature steam trains, hilly golf courses, and botanical gardens.

Dear San José crushes past, present, and future,

It’s been years since I’ve returned to the lovely South Bay. In fact, the last time I was a shy nerd with thick glasses, touring Stanford with dreams of finding romance under the Spanish arches….

Minneapolis fall date guide for friends and lovers, new and old

This is an invitation for you to book the girl and share your fantasies of power exchange with me! This is sexy improv, the type they don’t teach at Second City or Upright Citizens Brigade. Welcome to Sixty Nine City, BABY.

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